The below samples are all pulled from my copywriting work at Hammacher Schlemmer. Many of which are still live on the company's website today.

This is the pet carrier inspired by the iconic Volkswagen camper van emblematic of the 1960s. Modeled after the 1965 VW Type 2 (a.k.a. The Bus), the carrier possesses the trademark two-tone color, round headlights, and classic hood ornament of the original. Ideal for a hepcat’s hip cat—or dog, the carrier helps transport flower power pets to epic music festivals, peace-inspired protests, and other groovy get-togethers. Its mesh windows provide ventilation and visibility for furry passengers seeking peace, love, and hassle-free liberation from “The Man”. Constructed of strong oxford canvas with a polyurethane coating, the waterproof carrier is easy to clean, and features zippered openings at the front and rear. It comfortably accommodates far out felines or small counterculture canines. With a durable top handle and adjustable padded shoulder strap. Folds flat for compact storage.

Conceived by Roger Tallon, the influential designer of France’s Train à Grande Vitesse, this is the Mach 2000 watch. This modern timepiece harmoniously exhibits Tallon’s “frill-free but functional utilitarianism” demonstrated most notably in the visionary’s renowned industrial designs for the Teleavia portable television, the Derny Taon motorcycle, and the heloid staircase. Its easy-to-read face is absent of bulky numbers, maintaining a sleek and modern feel as Swiss quartz movement provides impeccable timekeeping for on-the-second synchronization. A single knob creates a unique asymmetric style, yet allows wearers to easily set the time with precision. The 3/4"-wide, 9"-long leather strap fits wrists 5"-7 1/2" in circumference. Manufactured in Besançon, France—near the Switzerland border—the timepiece is water resistant up to 165'.

This is the book that contains the most famous and interesting obituaries from The New York Times. The newspaper’s obituary editor, William McDonald, has compiled an eclectic collection of 320 published eulogies spanning the periodical’s 165 years. Organized into 16 sections including “The World Stage,” “Groundbreakers,” and “The Notorious,” the book’s obituaries enlighten readers on the legacy of American presidents, the paradoxical lives of pop culture icons, and the troubling truth behind history’s most nefarious transgressors. With 150 black and white photos, the book contains an extraordinary roster of history-makers including Lucille Ball, Winston Churchill, Al Capone, Marilyn Monroe, and John F. Kennedy. It also includes access to an exclusive website containing 10,000 additional obituaries from The New York Times. Hardcover. 656 pages.

This is the leather shoulder bag that can be effortlessly opened and closed using only one hand. Its easily accessible pockets are fastened via Sam Browne studs—a unique closure designed by the famous one-armed British Indian army general who invented the fastener for an over-the-shoulder belt that shares his name. Crafted from genuine Argentinian leather and ideal for navigating TSA with a drink in hand, it provides a large 14" W x 7" W x 13" D main compartment that contains an inside zippered pocket, loops for writing utensils, and two pouches for stowing smart devices. The bag also has two 9" D pockets in the front that store small electronics or personal items and an outer pouch in the back that accommodates books or an iPad. With an adjustable shoulder strap. Imported. Brown.

This is the coffee press droid you’re looking for. Modeled after the iconic and feisty Star Wars character, R2-D2, it brews 32 oz. of flavorful coffee inside a durable borosilicate glass body. Unlike his film counterpart, this R2 unit doesn’t conceal stolen Death Star plans or part of a map leading to Luke Skywalker’s whereabouts, but instead houses a stainless steel plunger and filter to create a Jedi-worthy cup of joe. His dome head locks closed and a front spout enables easy pouring from the astromech droid’s armored body. Hand wash. 

This is the Harry Potter wand with an illuminated tip that lets muggles and wizards alike generate paintings of light. Crafted from resin, each hand-painted replica is modeled after its film counterpart and has a lumos-inspired built-in LED on its end. A free iOS/Android light painting app slows a smartphone camera’s exposure, letting an aspiring witch or wizard paint their Patronus or draw their name over an elapsed period of time. Includes three button cell batteries. Ages 6 and up. Select Harry Potter or Hermione Granger wand.